(Letter L, Green Things Growing, and March Birthdays!)
March bringing the heat, the hearts, and the birthday boys, so we’re serving up three photo challenges that do not mess around.
First up, the March Birthday Challenge. Born this month? Then you’re up. Naked, proud, face visible, and fully claiming your moment. No candles required. You’re the cake.
Next, the Letter L Alphabet Photo Challenge. Objects, poses, themes, or setups that start with L. Clever wins. Confidence wins harder. Clothes lose immediately.
And finally, we’re combining two favorites into one very bold dare: the Green Things Growing Photo Challenge. Rules are simple. You must show something green and growing. Is that a plant? Is that you dressed as the Hulk? You Decide.
Three challenges. One short month. Absolutely no reason to stay dressed or shy.

March Photo Challenge
If you’re a March baby, step up and show the world what winter warmth really looks like. We’re kicking off our March Birthday Photo Challenge, and we want you in all your naked glory — face included. No hiding, no filters, just you owning your birth month like the king you are. Ready to play? Send it in.
March Birthday Men - Send your photos HERE:
March 2026 Birthday Challenge
🎉 March Birthday Boys — Time to Strip & Sparkle! 🎉 Born in March? Then it’s your turn to unwrap yourself like the gift you are. We’re featuring bold, bare-all birthday boys in our February 2026 issue, and we want you shining bright and nude under the holiday lights. Face and full nudity required—if that’s not your jam, keep scrolling. But if you’re proud of your body and ready to make spirits bright, this is your moment. Think you’ve got the guts (and the glitter) to go full birthday suit? Slide into our DMs and let’s make February deliciously unforgettable. 🎂✨


Green Things Growing Photo Challenge
This challenge is intentionally loose and a little mischievous. “Green things growing” doesn’t have to be alive, botanical, or even wholesome. It just has to be green and clearly something growing. That could be a plant, a prop, a toy, an idea, a mood, or a very pointed visual joke. Literal or suggestive, clever or filthy, subtle or smugly obvious. If it’s green, growing, and you’re naked somewhere in the frame, you’re absolutely on theme. Use your imagination. We know you’ve got one.
Submit that photo here:
Green Things Growing Challenge
This challenge is intentionally loose and a little mischievous. “Green things growing” doesn’t have to be alive, botanical, or even wholesome. It just has to be green and clearly in the process of becoming something. That could be a plant, a prop, a toy, an idea, a mood, or a very pointed visual joke. Literal or suggestive, clever or filthy, subtle or smugly obvious. If it’s green, growing, and you’re naked somewhere in the frame, you’re absolutely on theme. Use your imagination. We know you’ve got one.


Letter L Alphabet Challenge
Round eleven and the Alphabet Challenge lands squarely on L, which gives you a lot to play with. Objects, poses, moods, locations, setups. If it starts with L, it’s fair game. Leaning, lounging, legs, leather, light, lines, lust-adjacent cleverness. This is about making us look twice and say, “Yep… that’s an L.” Keep it smart, keep it naked, keep it unmistakably you. Bonus points if it feels effortless and a little bit wicked.
Send your pics:
Letter L Photo Challenge
Round eleven and the Alphabet Challenge lands squarely on L, which gives you a lot to play with. Objects, poses, moods, locations, setups. If it starts with L, it’s fair game. Leaning, lounging, legs, leather, light, lines, lust-adjacent cleverness. This is about making us look twice and say, “Yep… that’s an L.” Keep it smart, keep it naked, keep it unmistakably you. Bonus points if it feels effortless and a little bit wicked. Today 5:25 PM • 2 chars • 2 words

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