Reminder to Click on A Link Now and Then

Hey, quick tip if you want to stay on the mail list: if you ignore my emails for too long, the system thinks you ghosted me. And when that happens for 90 days, you get quietly dumped into the inactive pile—no more news, no more men, no more fun.
Yes, the system tracks who opens what. No, I’m not creeping on you (please, I barely have time to open my own messages). But it does notice when you click through.
Here’s a real example: one of our loyal readers opens 85% of his emails. Guess who’s still getting all the good stuff? Exactly.
So when one of my emails lands in your inbox, give it a little love tap. Open it, click a link, show me you’re still alive and deliciously curious. That’s how you stay on the Good Boy List.