Show Us What You Got, Captain!

Here's What's Being Offered So Far
Family Massage: Platonic Appointments
A calming, platonic massage experience focused on relaxation and connection.
Come As You Are to Worship
A quiet, reflective gathering for spiritual presence and gentle communal worship.
What’s Worth Seeing on Broadway (Without Breaking the Bank)
Insider tips on current Broadway shows and how to score affordable tickets.
Mobility Awareness
An exploration of physical mobility, accessibility, and body awareness.
Tantric Meditation, Movement & Conscious Touch
A guided tantric practice combining breathwork, movement, and intentional touch.
Office 365 Tips & Tricks
Practical guidance on email setup, signatures, and everyday productivity tools.
Between the Cheats: Open, Poly, ENM & More
An open conversation about non-monogamy with a certified life and sex coach.
Work Naked: Getting Started with POD Creation
A hands-on look at turning ideas into sellable print-on-demand products.
NSFW Visual Tour of Burning Man: The City of Dust
A candid, erotic visual tour and conversation about life at Burning Man.
Quiet Craft Corner
A low-key creative space for coloring, knitting, diamond painting, and more.
Prostate Cancer Treatment Options
A clear overview of treatment methods, benefits, and considerations.
Sensible Preparation for Old Age
Real-world planning for aging well, financially and physically.
Masturbation 2.0
Expanding solo pleasure through mindfulness and all five senses.
Nude AA Casual / Meditation Meeting
A clothing-optional recovery-friendly space for conversation and meditation.
IT Security
How to stay safe online and protect your digital life.
Why Retire in Mexico?
A practical overview of retiring south of the border, plus Q&A.
Living a Tantric Lifestyle
What tantric living looks like day-to-day and how it shapes intimacy.
Naked Erotic Dance Party
A sweaty, queer, body-positive dance floor experience with live DJ energy.
Penis Gym
Taoist-inspired exercises to build stamina and sexual awareness.
Self-Love
A guided journey into mindful touch, breath, and full-body self-care.

Ahoy GoNaked family!
Every year, one of my favorite things happens: our readers step forward and say, “I’ve got something to share.” And every year, you blow me away.
On Sunday, March 22 (10am to midnight ET), we’re setting sail again for the GoNaked Love Boat, our all-day, clothing-optional, Zoom-based learning and connection event. This is your official invitation to teach, lead, demo, discuss, guide, or facilitate a mini-workshop for our community.
If you’ve ever thought:

• “I know a thing or two about this…”
• “I’d love to talk about something I care deeply about…”
• “I’ve learned this the hard way and others might benefit…”
  This is for you.
  I've been Waiting for this! I Wanna Lead a Session!
  What can you teach?
  Honestly? Almost anything.
  Past sessions have covered:
• Sexuality, kink, pleasure, and body exploration
• Life skills, tech, Zoom basics, AI, and creative tools
• Spirituality, poetry, art, and literature
• Health, wellness, pelvis work, coaching, and self-growth
• Cooking, crafting, quilting, travel, and entrepreneurship
• Identity, disability, aging, masculinity, vulnerability, and joy
  If it’s authentic, consensual, and comes from lived experience, we’re open to it.

• Sessions are typically 30–60 minutes
• You’ll be scheduled into a themed “Deck” (breakout room)
• Attendance is FREE for participants
• Presenters volunteer their time as a gift to the community
• Some sessions may be recorded for replay, if you’re comfortable with that
  You do not need to be a “professional.”
  You do need to be real, respectful, and willing to share.
  I Want to Present at Love Boat 2026!

Ready to come aboard?
Fill Out the Application and tell me:

1. Your name
2. A working title for your session
3. A short description (2–4 sentences is perfect)
4. Preferred session length (30, 45, or 60 minutes)
5. Any content notes we should be aware of
   We’ll build the full schedule from there and publish it ahead of the event.
   This community works because you show up with your whole self.
   If that’s you, I want you on this boat.
   So come on aboard.
   We’ve been expecting you.
   Take care, stay bare,
   Nick